Position: Ref / Coach

Height: 6′ without skates

Distinguishing Characteristics: Bald and bloody big. 19 stone (about 10 of that is muscle and bone, lol) ‘He is the greatest dancer’ – like the song………!
Likes: Technically great skaters and hard hitting derby girls
Dislikes: Disrespect and knobheads
Injuries Sustained: Bruised ribs, twisted knee but nothing broken apart from opponents…

Bio: It’s not easy being mean… but running into U-Go might have you believe that it is. We don’t know where he came from or why, just that he arrived at the later end of 2008 and put the fear of god into Roller Girls all over the Rainy City.

U-Go has very quickly made his presence felt, bellowing reprimands in a voice that would make your ears ring for days. Nobody argues with U-Go… A few have tried but have invariably petered out into “but… erm… I just thought…” in the face of a man who looms like a cliff face and has a smile he borrowed from a shark.

A few words of advice when dealing with U-Go calling you for a major even if he is wrong, blind or blatanly taking bribes… just shut up, keep your head down and go to the penalty box. That way you might just live.