Position: Trainee Referee
Height: We tried to measure him on skates but he fell over. 6? off them.
Distinguishing Characteristics: Big, beardy and bald with thunder
thighs and sexy calves.
Likes: Loud whistles, stopwatches
Dislikes: Pad skank, rubbish whistles
Injuries Sustained: Bite to left arm, stitch marks on his [censored],
bruised hip.
Bio: From the classy world of high fashion, to the low down and dirty
of derby, via his best mate’s girlfriend’s sister, Yvel has hung up
the dressmaking shears and picked up a very loud whistle. Despite
having all the rules memorised a while back, he has only just managed
to figure out how to put skates on. Clearly he was far too busy
designing clothes for teeny tiny women so we’re glad he’s finally
straightened his priorities and is putting on his stripes.